Wait… Did You Just Say Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg Made a 9/11 Movie?

Yes. Yes I did just say Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg made a 9/11 movie. And it’s going to be here in less than two months.

The craftily titled 9/11 stars Charlie. Effing. Sheen. Whoopi Goldberg, Gina Gershon, and Luis Guzman. Take a moment to just breathe in that cast lineup and you can almost see your opinions of this movie forming in front of you.

As for what 9/11 is about, well:

“Atlas Distribution announced Tuesday it has set 9/11 for a wide theatrical bow on Sept. 8, 2017 — just three days shy of the 16th anniversary of the attacks. Based on Patrick Carson’s stage play Elevator, the film recreates actual events adapted from voicemail messages left by victims. The story follows five people trapped in an elevator inside the World Trade Center’s North Tower. The group works together to find hope amid seemingly inescapable circumstances.”

So there you have it. Anyone who had “Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg Do 9/11” in their office pool, prepared to get paid.

This movie is coming out September 8, and we even have photographic evidence:

So, wow. There you have it. Noted 9/11 Truther and completely insane Charlie Sheen is aiming for that elusive Oscar. And he’s brought the View co-host with him! However, since the marketing for this didn’t exist until two months out, odds are that a dozen people will ever see this. Maybe two dozen.

Here is a thing which now exists in the history of this world. Enjoy.